Tuesday, 31 May 2011

7 JOKES

A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,
but they can also help us understand a language. Here are
7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.
 
1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
  letter?

envelope

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

a liar

3. Which month has 28 days?

all of them

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
  letters?

post office

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
  refrigerator?

 because it turns "ice" into "mice"

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

a house can't jump

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
  of France?

because he's still living

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